SAOSW Says More Objects Could Fall, Expects All to Hit Open Ocean

SAN ANDREAS - The San Andreas Office of Space Weather and Near-Earth Observation says it is tracking more objects headed this way. In an advisory released early Tuesday, SAOSW said its analysts have identified “additional objects on a similar approach corridor” and that “further atmospheric entry events cannot be ruled out.” The agency said all projected impact points are “well offshore” in the Pacific and that current modeling shows “no risk to populated land areas.”. SAOSW did not say how many objects it is tracking, how big they are, or when they are expected. It also did not explain what changed since its earlier statement that there was no sign of additional debris after the Vespucci impact.

The word “corridor” caught the attention of local amateur astronomers and radio operators who watch the agency’s public data. One of them, who asked not to be named, told Weazel News the published figures do not look like a random scatter of rock. “Debris doesn’t line up like that,” the observer said. SAOSW has declined to release its tracking data, citing an “ongoing federal review.” The agency has not said who is conducting that review. Asked how SAOSW can predict where the new objects will land when it failed to detect the first one, a spokesperson said only that the agency “has refined its capabilities.”

The advisory had barely circulated before the Epsilon Program started its own campaign. Members were seen handing out flyers along the Vespucci boardwalk and posting on local message boards, greeting passersby with the group’s usual “Kifflom.” The flyers claim the objects are not meteorites and that the world is coming to an end. “They told you it was a rock,” one flyer read. “The sea will open, and what is inside will come ashore. Kifflom.” An Epsilon spokesperson told Weazel News the group was warned “long before the first light fell,” and called SAOSW’s offshore forecast “a lie meant to keep you calm.”